i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
COCAINE IS GR8
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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