I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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