Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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