Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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