NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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