Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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