it wasn't lemon gatorade
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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