she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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