You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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