I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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