Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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You need Xanax blowdarts
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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