So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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