Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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