He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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