Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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