he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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