nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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