ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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