I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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