he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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