I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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