dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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