her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Who died my cat blue again?
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