Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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