the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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