So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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