She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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