I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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