just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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porn star boner night. come get it.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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