At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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