It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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