She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Text me some of your sweat
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