so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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