oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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