Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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