i just google imaged poop.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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