Your tits are I can't wait for
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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