I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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