508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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