I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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