i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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