SEEEEXXX PLEASE
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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