he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she peed on how many people?
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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