I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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