I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize