come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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