two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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