this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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