idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We have started to decorate penises.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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