Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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